My Kids Are Germishenglorean (But They’re Okay Anyway)

I’m a white dude. Well, more pinkish if we’re talking skin tone but you get the idea. German is the swarthiest blood in my veins, commingling with Irish and English – nothing below approximately latitude 48°N.  My wife is Korean-American. Now if you know anything about Korea, you’ll know that it’s in East Asia and…