Cleanliness is Next to Impossible

We’re in the time machine (i.e., a sheet tented over Mommy and Daddy’s bed), hurtling through space and aeons, when I notice that space and time smell a lot like dirty kids. Yes, the confinement of the ‘machine’ was concentrating the odors wafting off my less-than-fresh children, and I realized that maybe, just maybe, we…

Let Them Eat Dirt

“Ninety percent of the genetic material in your body is not yours.” Wait, what? Well whose is it, then? According to Dr. Joseph Mercola, who runs the world’s most-visited alternative-medicine website, it’s from the 100 or so trillion worms, bacteria, fungi, viruses, and other microbes that call the human body home. Now Mercola seems like…